VENUE AND EVENT INFO
All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID.
There is a two drink minimum per person.
Cameras and video/audio recording devices are not permitted.
To Whom It May Concern,
It has come to my attention that two of my patients: #8675309 Leaf and #10-200 Mike Betancourt have organized an event on October 30th at 7pm at the Sacramento Punch Line. Although I haven't fully cleared them from their treatment, they are allowed to have one night of liberty. I must warn you that these two comedians are very funny and will cross the line. If you are sensitive, weak in the knees or just want to be emotional about it, I do not recommend you come to the show. For everyone else that has a sense of humor and hasn't been affected by political correctness then this show is for you.
I have authorized my staff to participate in SchizoFunnia and restrain Leaf and Mike if needed. My qualified and experienced staff are the following:
Kristen Frisk Christensen: Dr. Frisk will be moderating the entire show. She will also examine if anyone has their arms crossed and are not wanting to laugh. For that will not last long because her humor will open you up. She will be asking you to tip your bar and wait staff. This is not a joke for without the bar and wait staff, my staff will not be able to control the show. Tipping them can save your life.
Nick Larson and Tom Bomb: They will both be the openers of the show. Please respect their time or Nick can take a picture of you and change it any humiliating way possible. Notice his ingenuity with the Schizofunnia poster. Tom also has a huge Instagram following that will be more than happy to laugh at you. Please do not be annoying.
Patient #8675309 Leaf: Although he looks scared in the poster his diabolical mind has already planned out the next five years, including: remaining untraceable and living under the radar. His real life stories are very funny and it will hit you over the head without you even knowing it.
Patient#10-200 Mike Betancourt: WARNING! I repeat WARNING! You have been warned.
I pledge that this show will be fun. Your time and money will not be wasted. Please like this event and send others to this show.
Please feel free to never call me for my phone will always be off.
Dr. James Wit-Clever
For the latest safety guidelines, please review our enhanced venue protocols at www.punchlinesac.com/safety-guidelines
For all ticketed events, please note the following updated policies:
Face coverings are MANDATORY and must be worn at all times except while eating and drinking.
To reduce staff contact with guest belongings, note our Clear Bag Policy
• Clear plastic, vinyl or PVC bags (maximum size: 12"x6"x12")
• Small clutch bags approximately the size of a hand (maximum size 4.5"x6.5")
One gallon clear plastic freezer bags (will be provided if needed)
When available, additional clear bags meeting the above criteria may be available for sale at the venue.
For questions about the status of an event, please see our event calendar or visit www.livenation.com/eventstatus for more information.